I need to go to bed, but I am up playing Movie MahJong on the Lifetime TV website. Yes, I am not smart enough to play real MahJong, so I play the version brought to us by the same people who bring us films like "Co-Ed Call Girl." And FYI, "Co-Ed Call Girl" is a Tori Spelling classic. Unlike Donna Martin from 90210, her character dresses like a whore because she is a whore. Is it sad that I know this?

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