I can't take it any more. I know I'm adding to the problem by talking about this, but people really need to stop obsessing over Janet Jackson's nipple. It's tiny and you only saw it for about half a second. That's no reason to sue her.

My friends know I have issues with nipples, and I have been known to freak out when forced to look at them. Back in college I knew someone who took great delight in running up to my car window and pressing his pierced nipple against the glass. It freaked me out big time. But did I sue his ass? No.

If I can come out of the experience of seeing Janet Jackson's nipple unscathed, so can the rest of America.

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