Is the ability to never be fully happy. I just now helped a patron print out an application for Extreme Makeover. While helping her my patron volunteered (I did not ask) that the application was for her and it was her dream to be on the show. This woman so does not need to go on this show, but who am I to kill a dream?

Out of curiosity I decided to take a look at the application and see what kind of questions they ask. Some of the questions seemed kind of bizarre to me:

23) If chosen to be on the program, is there any person or part of your life that you would prefer not to share on-camera (i.e. Social organizations, activities, friends, family)? If so, please describe:
Isn't the point of doing reality tv to share everything?

43) Do you have any sexually transmitted diseases? If so, please describe:
Why? Is there a way to make those over too?

44) When was the last time you hit, punched, kicked or threw something in anger? Provide details.
Is this question suppose to weed out the unstable people? Who would answer truthfully to this?

48) Is there anyone else you would like to nominate for an Extreme Makeover?
Who would nominate someone they know for this? I can just imagine the ass kicking I would get from some of my friends.

Now that I think about it, Michelle keeps saying that she wants to be on What Not To Wear. She probably just wants some free clothes though.

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